December 20, 2005
Cancel Christmas - It's an Emergency, for Christ's Sake
If I were
a senator
I wouldn't take
a Christmas Break
I'd at least
forgo my feast
to muster
a filibuster
meant
to prevent
dissolution
of the
Constitution
Photo note: An overinflated Christmas tree. Apologies to those of you who are sick of metatphorophotography, but we have to decide what's really important here.